tardis-are-y0u-drunk-again:

fairytalefaker:

Do you know the horrors that happened where you’re standing?

Life goes on, strange isn’t it?

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lexlifts:

abbeywankenobi:

supernaturalapocalypse:

dajo42:

give-castiel-a-dean:

"have you ever watched the show Supern-"
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are you fucking kidding me

great baby sittersimage

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littlemissshipit:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

My friends boyfriend was saying stuff to her about her boobs and I told him to shut the f up, they’re her breasts not yours. A catering teacher came over and said that ‘Breasts’ was an inappropriate word so I asked him: “sorry sir, how many chicken boobs do we have to bring in for next lesson?”

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hipsters: Im not a hipster, but i can make your hips stir!
me: Im not water but i'll fucking drown you

bitched:

trying on new jeans in the fitting roomimage

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dekutree:

drive

dekutree:

drive

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chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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lindsaychrist:

this 15 second video changed my life

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ruinedchildhood:

RIP The Old Disney Channel Logo 2002-2014

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bewbin:

buttchunks:

A living legend.

When’d Obama grow a ponytail

bewbin:

buttchunks:

A living legend.

When’d Obama grow a ponytail

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You look fantastic. What are you wearing?

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mathpreacher:

accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell

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